Just Whorn it by the Pool

My children, like yours, attend the local elementary school. They learn to read and write. They learn math and science. They learn social lessons. As a parent, I enjoy the times my kids come to me to either 1) show off their homework or 2) ask for help (while I can still give it).

Tonight, Robyn delighted me with a sample of her homework:

As you can see, this particular homework is about verb agreement and verb tense. I think Robyn's got it figured out. "Mom whore her kimono yesterday...oh and there she is whorin' it up by the pool." Kids keep it real for ya. I'm sure the picture in my mind and the picture in Robyn's mind are very different.

I may not correct this before I let her turn it in. I wonder if teachers will think less of me. Perhaps they'll think mhore of me.