Monday, January 5, 2009

What We Need

I saw this on someone's blog quite a while ago and I lost it in the mass of files I have. As I have been going through and weeding stuff out, I found it again, and here it is for your viewing pleasure.

You basically go to google and type in "(your name) needs" and check out the first few things that come up. They can be rather amusing.

Um...just to warn you. The information below was done last April, but I tried it out again tonight to see what might have changed, and in the meantime several ladies named 'Maleen' have been posting on escort services. Needless to say, I was slightly shocked by several of the blurbs, so you may try this out, but strictly at your own risk (especially if your name is something like Candy, Trixie or the like).

Here, apparently, is what we need...
  1. Maleen needs a new home
  2. Maleen needs to tone it down
  3. Maleen needs to escape from her own past
  4. Maleen has not been in touch with her needs on a conscious level
  5. Maleen needs your help to keep going
  6. Maleen’s needs are different
  7. Maleen needs to salvage America
  8. Maleen needs teachers
  9. Maleen needs an apartment by May 1st
  10. Maleen needs help

  1. Tyler needs a turbo
  2. Tyler needs a life
  3. Tyler needs more whiskey
  4. Tyler needs a girlfriend
  5. Tyler needs to learn Russian
  6. Tyler needs someone to ride with
  7. Tyler needs your signature
  8. Tyler needs Dan Brown's help
  9. Tyler needs a Hero
  10. Tyler needs a GPS to find home plate (my personal favorite—he needs a GPS to find everything).
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4 comments:

  1. meganmushratJanuary 6, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    Well, apparently there is a "Megan's Law" in Pennsylvania that has something to do with sex offenders. I didn't pursue it, so I'm not sure what it's about. However, all the "Megan" pictures that came up are of people much, much younger than me. I find that I am not really all that interested in other people with my name. I have enough trouble keeping track of myself.

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  2. StaceyJanuary 6, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    That is funny. Apparently i need some love and a hobby, oh and help fulfilling my olympic dream. I like that Tyler needs a GPS system. Steve needs one to. (seriously I will have to tell you about our adventures getting lost because he refuses to listen to me)

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  3. KatieJanuary 6, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    That is funny. According to the Internet, I need: Hula Lessons, A blog, to work on my posture and people to pray for me. Most of it is about Katie Holmes. The internet is a weird place.

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  4. GerbJanuary 6, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    Since my name is so unusual, this didn't work well for me. But the one funny thing I found was: gerb needs a MINIMUM additional clearance height of 1-1 1/2 feet. Apparently my name is also some kind of stage explosive. Sweet!

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