...the darnedest things.
Some of my favorites recently. (And they aren't even all my kids.)
I picked up Ivory and carried her for a while since her shoes were off.
Me: Wow, you sure aren't light anymore.
Ivory: Am I dark?
We were discussing age advancements in our church during scripture study.
Dad: What happens when you turn twelve?
June: You get your ears pierced!!
I was taking Ivory and Brooklyn to school, and Brooklyn was telling me about Toy Story 3.
Brooklyn: My grandma took me to see it at the "Movie-ater." But then I saw it at "War-mart."
Ivory came home from school where they had walked through a spook alley.
Ivory: Mom, there was this one guy whose legs were "separtated" from his body.
We were watching Flushed Away with a neighbor girl who hadn't seen it before. In the movie the girl rat is named Rita. We were watching a section where they say her name quite a bit.
Emma: Is her name retard?
Kids are hilarious. If your child says something funny, write it down immediately. It is surprising what you will forget.
So many times when kids say stuff, I wonder if it's rude to just laugh at it. Maybe it is, but I'll keep doing it.
ReplyDeleteYou're so right about writing it down quickly. Kids are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteOh, I love to talk to kids...you never know what is going to come out of their mouths.
ReplyDeleteHere's my latest; I was eating Go Lean cereal (it really does look like cat food!) and Emmeline looked into my bowl and said, "It's kitty food! Meeeoooww!" I enjoyed your funny moments!
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