Tuesday, February 9, 2021

The Great Cazier Bake Off (Schichttorte)

We watch enough of the Great British Baking Show that it seemed we should try something like it. We invited Grandma Dargan along for the ride. We chose a recipe and made sure that we had all the materials and ingredients we needed. Obviously there were going to be some judging issues since we were in different states, but the experience could still be fun.

At our house, we divided onto two teams. Then Pearl and Robyn decided to be the hosts. Sounded good to me. So, it ended up like this. 

Team one: Daisy and Mom.

Team two: Ivory and June

Hosts: Pearl and Robyn

Pearl and Robyn were also in charge of pictures and video. We have them to thank for all the documenting. They took a LOT of video and Robyn is working on getting a 'show' put together for us, but in the end, I still wanted to document with pictures on the blog. 

We had a list of many things that would be fun to try and bake. I chose three and then Grandma narrowed it down to one. She chose a schichttorte. It is a german style cake with 20 layers. We sure started out ambitiously. 

The big day arrived. We were ready to get baking. We even had all our ingredients covered by the gingham cloth.


Tyler was our resident Paul Hollywood. He is just a little better looking than the original. (Tyler isn't an expert baker, but you don't have to bake to use your tastebuds.)

Meanwhile, in Washington, Grandma was doing the same thing we were doing and documenting her own progress. (Sad that she didn't have funny hosts who talked in British accents.) When she sent her pictures, they were time stamped and they fit right in with our pictures. You could literally see that she was on the same step as us for most of the morning. These are her ingredients ready to go.

Ready, set...BAKE. Get cracking on those eggs.



Our recipe was nice and detailed. None of that "make a glaze" sort of instructions. We needed all the help we could get.

Our kitchen is big enough for two teams, but I did have to buy an extra hand mixer so we could work alongside each other.

June is showing you how a deer looks when it is caught cooking.

Lot of mixing and zesting going on. So far so good. 

Isaac happened to stop by. He hung out and watched a bit of the process. I think he might even have  been interviewed by the hosts.

Whipped eggs look remarkably similar in WA and in UT.


Don't mess with Daisy. She is a kitchen ninja.

I like that my girls feel comfortable in the kitchen. They are still learning (as am I) but everyone can follow a recipe.




I don't think grandma Dargan has a zester. But she managed all the same. And she even sifted her flour. I never do that.


The batters are done. Lick those beaters and let's get this cake in the oven.


Unlike any cake I've made before, the schichttorte goes under the broiler...about twenty times. You spread a very thin layer and bake it for a few minutes.



Once it is cooked, you add another layer of batter and back under the broiler. It means you are constantly watching the timer, the oven, and the color of your cake. The object is to alternate between light and dark layers. You cook every other layer a little longer making it a deeper shade and then you will be able to see the layers in your cake. This would be a dark layer, I believe.



The hosts were very helpful and attentive and not at all distracting. 

Hahaha. Can you see June photobombing in this one?

Our team ran out of batter before we reached 20 layers. Oops. No one's counting right?

Once we had twenty layers (or so), we took the cake out of the pan. Some edges were a little wonky and some were a little toasty, but that is easily remedied with a knife. Then we added an apricot glaze layer. It helps the chocolate glaze stick. The chocolate glaze was really fun. It slurped right over the sides. 





Then we added some white glaze and designed it how we liked.




Now place your schichttortes in front of your photo.



Looks good enough to eat. Our judge was happy to dig in. You can see all the little layers. Impressive, right?



The verdict went as follows. Team one won overall, with the best tasting torte (despite the missing layers). Team two had much more defined layers and 20 in total. Grandma won the decoration award. We just have to assume hers tasted good.

In all reality, it was a very dry cake. Most of the moisture is broiled out of it in all those tiny layers. The apricot was a nice touch, but if you took a bit without glaze, it was not as tasty. I think we made them correctly, but we'll happily leave that recipe to the Germans.

Once again, we'd like to thank our fabulous hosts. They really were amazing, and when Robyn finishes the video, I'll get it on here. It should be a lot of fun. 

It was a great first bake off. We'll probably do it again. No injuries or tears. There was only one melted recipe, since I think the hot pan was placed on top of it. 

Wednesday, January 20, 2021

Winter Anniversary Photos

Back in October when we celebrated our anniversary, we didn't take photos. We were a bit busy and then Robyn said we should take some in the snow in wintertime. I thought that wasn't a bad idea, but as we kept procrastinating, snowy pictures looked better and better. (At least it would look like we had a good reason to wait so long to take pictures.) 

When we passed our actual anniversary in December, it was clear that the pictures needed to happen soon. But weather isn't always as cooperative as you'd like it to be. There wasn't any heavy snowfall predicated and there was no snow left on the ground from our small flurries, so we headed to the canyon. 

It was perfect. Cold and crisp and beautiful. Robyn was great to hike around in the snow and take pictures for us. There were actually a lot of people in the canyon. We saw one couple taking a dip in the icy river!? Most of the time we had our location to ourselves. 

We only edit one picture for our wall. The others have some glare on Tyler's glasses or on the picture frame. That is fine. You get the idea. Enjoy our lovely winter anniversary photoshoot.









That last one was pretty good. But we went with this next one for the wall. What a cute couple we still are after 21 years.

Thursday, January 14, 2021

Poets Who Didn't Know Its

Robyn gave a fun lesson in FHE the other night. She talked about making goals and developing talents. Then she had us all write some poems. She gave us words and we created. The first set of words were all colors. Here is what we came up with.

MY BLUE HAIKU

This is a haiku
about the color sky blue
it looks good with white

by Daisy (blue)

WHITE

Glitter shining
Winter blinding
Calming clean
Smiling beam

Angel wings
Diamond rings
Wedding dress
Silver tress

Flimsy note
Freshly Washed Coat
Divine and true
Toilet paper tissue

by Robyn (white)

GET SUCKED IN

Get Sucked In…
To a close chess game
Or a sizzling pan
Or a star filled sky
Or a project plan.

Get Sucked In…
To a mystery book
Or the glint in his eye
Or the open road
Or the reason why.

Get Sucked In…
To a thick blanket
Or a TV screen
Or a pounding beat
Or the best sports team.

Get Sucked In…
To something you love.
Try something new.
Live in the moment.
Keep being you.

by June (black)

RED

Rewarding
Exciting
Dainty

by Pearl (red)

THE BUTTERFLY

Flapping, flying, day and night
Fluttering by, bringing delight
Not a spot of pink in sight
Nothing will disturb its flight

Looking up the sun shines white
Making everything seem so bright
Small but strong and with its might
With a glimpse, makes a day right

Almost perfect but not quite
Almost there, just off a slight
Inside your soul it sparks a light
The butterfly, floating by

by Ivory (pink)

AT THE END

So precious that one might sell his soul
Or fight a war against men from afar
The cost of hoarding can take its toll
The damage of greed leaves a nasty scar

Who determines the worth of a stone
You can’t eat it or shelter yourself from the rain
Yet a treasure that glitters is surely know
To bring your pleasure and lessen your pain

Hold it close even though it is cold
You can buy more friends, I am told
And when beauty fades and you are old,
Your one true love will remain...yes, gold.

by Maleen (gold)

YELLOW

"The Big yellow one's the sun!"
He exclaimed as he ran the rounds.
"The Big yellow one's the sun!"
His enthusiasm knows no bounds.

The sun warms us all
Gives us light for hours and hours
Only dimming slightly in the fall
and sometimes behind cloudy showers.

Yellow's on flowers, bananas, and lemons.
It's great for mustard and signs, and fun.
Hats and towels and certain melons.
"The Big yellow one's the sun!"

by Tyler (yellow)


Then we were given new words. These weren't colors, but could be anything. Ready for the next round?

UNTITLED

White
Icy
North Pole
Threatening
Elegant
Remote

by Daisy (winter)

AN ARCTIC CHILL

An Arctic chill blasts through your coat
You're cold, depressed and turning blue
You feel a tightness close your throat
You feel yourself slip away
It's sad. I know. But true.

by Daisy (winter)

UNTITLED

A haze of mysterious syrupy
possibility hands in the air
just to be wasted
Tank tops and fireworks for
parties with balloons, so much
eaten but little tasted
Blinding lights and pumping music
starry camping trips, spas and
day trips just because
Dripping exhaustion and 
intoxicating highs, boredom, freedom
slipping into time's gaping jaws
Wishing and waiting, crying
because you never thought it'd
end even though you always knew it would
Savoring the flavor and
toasting familiar bittersweet newness
Drinking in every sip
because you know you should

by Robyn (summer)

THE FALL

When autumn arrives,
The leaves let go.
They fall to the ground;
They drop to the snow.

Whenever you jump,
You come back to the ground.
All of the rain
Slips from the clouds.

The biker falls,
He skins his knees.
The storms sink ships,
The loggers fell trees.

Towers have crumbled,
Cities have burned.
Wars have been fought—
Has anyone learned?

Are we all meant
To stumble and fall?
Do we all break?
Can no one stand tall?

The answer is yes,
But not till the end.
All those who fall
Can stand up again.

When you are weak,
When you feel small,
When you have faith
in nothing at all,

If you can't make it,
Reach up for the hand
Of the Father who guides you,
For He has a plan.

He'll help you up,
Put you back on your feet.
Remind you that you
Aren't so easy to beat.

Remember these words:
The fall happens fast.
Your troubles may hurt you
But no hardship lasts. 

 by June Cazier (fall)

A COLOR

I once tried to buy a color for only a dollar.
But what I didn’t know was that it was half a dollar to buy a color.
But then I found watercolor for no dollar.
Then I realized a color was not a dollar, or even a half dollar, but the real color was much smaller than a dollar, but was found only within your COLOR-ful heart.

by Pearl (color)

THE AQUARIUM

Shimmering colors, reflecting lights:
Deep blues and bright whites.
People stand saying oohs and ahs,
Unsuccessfully searching for flaws.

The silent sounds that you can hear,
The voices around, so far yet so near,
Disturbing the peace you so easily see
As if it were you, under the sea.

Passing slowly through the water,
Not in any rush.
The eyes, reflecting back peoples’ faces
Bring a quiet hush.

The glass is so clear,
It feels so real.
But you’re glad that it’s there
So you aren’t their next meal.

Pictures snapping, lights flashing,
Peeking over others’ heads.
All the colors, all the beauty,
Wishing the trip would never end.

But it’s time to go home,
Time to climb into bed
And visit the ocean again,
In your head.

by Ivory (aquarium)

NIGHTTIME

Sleep

Dream

Rest from all the lights that gleam

Forage

Prey

Or in your little burrows stay


Party

Drink

You’re stupider than you might think

Work 

Toil

Doctors burn the midnight oil

Gaming

Insane

There’s always just one more campaign

Cuddle

Kiss

But your curfew can’t be missed

Sprout

Grow

Mushrooms come from down below

Think

Read

Ideas that will plant the seed

Snooze

Doze

Wear some socks that warm your toes

Murder 

Steal

Your grievances are truly real

Glimmer

Shine

Stars never sleep and that’s just fine

Study

Rest

Tomorrow you can pass that test

Release

Drain The nighttime will recharge your brain


by Maleen (nighttime)



There you have it. Some poetry straight from our brains. Tyler only had one since he was he wrote it later when he came back from the pet ER with Nova. But you guessed it, that is a story for another day...